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10 Things to NEVER ask google. (Never make these searches!)

Posted: January 22nd, 2018, 11:27 pm
by Boss larry
According to experts within the keyword and query specialities, here are the 10 things you should never ask Google:
Disclaimer: If you are ever in doubts, kindly read the head lines over again before reading further.
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1. Blue Waffle: Its surprising to know that the image results for this search won't be some blue eggs and waffle but you'll see a photo of some diseased genitalia [that] has all the bumps, pus, bruising and blood that for a second, you get to imagine what went wrong in your search.

2. Tryphophobia:If you have ever had the hairs on the back of your neck stand up while looking at a cluster of small holes, then you may have trypophobia the term only recently surfaced But it seems that a significant number of people suffer from it.

3. Two girls one cup: Unlike the default expectation of seeing images of two girls holding a cup of ice cream each with a colorful ambience, All you get to see for this search is way off the censor especially considerig the fact that kids love ice cream and there is a likely chance that they get to utilize more of this keyword.

4. Pain Olympics: How much pain can you tolerate and are you willing to compete with other people for internet fame the pain?Imagine a set of derailed people that earn medals and fame for inflicting bodily harm on themselves. Pain Olympics is sponsored by the body Modification ensign who are willing to tightly tie and even cut off their own genitalia in order to win.

5. Lemon party: By googling the Keyword a lemon party you're graced with one of the original shocker websites where you see three men having a threesome.It can ruin the innocence even the most corrupted minds.

6. Skin conditions: This Keyword seems innocent enough and it probably gets searched hundreds if not thousands of times a day but if you click on images, you will be horrified at what you see in the results you're exposed to some of the most disgusting skin conditions on the planet.

7. Four girls finger paint: This is just as if not more traumatizing. You definitely see four girls finger painting but their choice of paint is their own feces and their canvas is their own naked bodies. Again if you value soft serve chocolate ice cream or your last meal then stay away?

8. Bedbugs on mattresses: If you do decideTo search this you'll want to throw out your old mattress immediately and drop a couple grand for a new one.

9. Tub Girl: Shock videos seem to love featuring faces in order to disgust and shock the viewer, You won't see a nice photo of a girl relaxing in a bathtub. Instead you'll see a girl underneath another girl getting a golden shower of feces. Eww!

10.Meat Spin: You might think that aspiring butchers or people looking for knives would be using this keyword for their searches. It is however horrific to see that the results included a man spinning his junk in a circle while fornicating with another guy you only see the action from the waist down.

Re: 10 things to NEVER ask google. (Never make these searches!)

Posted: January 26th, 2018, 2:05 pm
by Sco
Na wah o

Re: 10 things to NEVER ask google. (Never make these searches!)

Posted: January 26th, 2018, 2:06 pm
by Sco
:roll: This is highly informative. Thanks for the enlightenment.